Hard Launch - 30 packs

This isn’t low-key.
This is “posted before you even tried to act mysterious.”

Hard Launch is for the ones who taste one bag and immediately tell the group chat. Thirty bags of our Sour Watermelon Candy Dates — stacked like you’re not afraid of being seen.

You don’t soft launch snacks.
You don’t hide the evidence.
You go public.

Big flavor. Big attitude. Big “yes I bought 30.”

Why this is the real deal:

🍉 Made with real fruit extracts 
🍬 Loud sour punch, with balanced sweetness
🌱 100% plant-based, no gelatin/refined sugar
✨ Zero artificial junk. 

This is our lowest price per bag.
Because if you’re going to Hard Launch… you might as well win. 

Warning: May cause dramatic pantry tours, flexing on Instagram, and aggressive “try one” negotiations.